Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For 2009

December 29, 2009 · Filed Under Barack Obama, Glenn Beck, Media, Satire · Comment 
In a statement released Monday that spread quickly over jihadist Web forums, Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula claimed responsibility for the entire year of 2009, sending the Obama administration into a rush of closed, high level meetings to deal with the political fallout from the year-long attack.

 

Taking credit for everything from Jon and Kate’s breakup, Tiger Woods’ dalliances and the Balloon Boy to the recession, Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize and Glenn Beck, the group that claimed loyalty to Osama bin Laden alleged that Al Qaeda launched 2009 in response to “American aggression” in Yemen, which has been the site of recent U.S. predator drone attacks.  The message maintained that Read more

Will O’Reilly Blame Washington Times Fall On Its Right Wing Slant?

December 3, 2009 · Filed Under Bill O'Reilly, Media · 2 Comments 

(Full disclosure: I have been published in The Washington Times, New York Times, Philadelphia Inquirer and the Los Angeles Times)

In April of this year, Bill O’Reilly wrote that “The New York Times is most definitely a committed left-wing concern that is openly contemptuous of the conservative, traditional point-of-view. That is the primary reason the paper may soon dissolve.”  He’s laid the same wood to the Philadelphia Inquirer, Los Angeles Times and pretty much any newspaper or mainstream media outlet who wrote or said something Bill disagreed Read more

Pies In Heaven’s Face: Soupy Sales RIP (1926-2009)

October 23, 2009 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 1 Comment 

Thanks for White Fang, Black Tooth, Pookie, the topless neighbor at the door, the Man on the Roof Who’s From Duluth Without A Tooth, pies in the face of Sinatra and the rest…

But most of all, thanks for the doubled over laughter.

Steve

 

This Just In: Boy Throwing up on Today Show Was A Hoax

October 16, 2009 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comment 

(SYOP) Today officials reported the puke that the balloon boy wretched up on the Today Show and Good Morning America was just novelty puke purchased by his publicity whore parents in an attempt to promote another of their self-promoting YouTube videos they hope to go viral.

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Steve In Ink - Philadelphia Inquirer (Lawn Sign Disease)

October 5, 2009 · Filed Under 2009 Election · 1 Comment 

Political lawn signs: The weeds of November (Inquirer)

Let’s vote for candidates who don’t use them. 

“I think that I shall never see, A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all.”  - Ogden Nash, parodying Joyce Kilmer
In the next few weeks, local and state campaigns will be ramping up for the election. It’s not a big election year in Pennsylvania, but you won’t be able to tell that from the proliferation of lawn signs, those mini-billboards that litter the shoulders of our highways and byways.

One day you’re on Roosevelt Boulevard, and the next you’re tooling down Read more

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