Why Glenn Beck Could Be Right

July 30, 2009 · Filed Under Fox News, Kind of Satire · 2 Comments 

“(President Obama) a deep-seated hatred for white people…this guy is, I believe, a racist.” Glenn Beck, Fox & Friends

Defenders of the president say that the president cannot be a racist.  How could he be? He had a white mother and grandmother.  He’d have to hate his mother and grandmother.

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Holier Than Thou.  Did you ever think he that he could have hated his mother and grandmother?  Tell me that there haven’t been times that you hated your mother?  Perhaps she didn’t let you go out o play with your friends when you wanted or didn’t let you have another slice of pizza.  Pizza with extra cheese and sausage.  I admit it’s harder to hate your grand Read more

Palin Announces Run For Governor: Matilin, Kristol Call Move Brilliant

July 8, 2009 · Filed Under Fox News, Joe Biden, Kind of Satire, Media, Sarah Palin · Comment 

After turning down a lucrative offer from The Onion, in a rambling Tweet, lame duck Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin has announced her rationale for stepping down from office.

Hey, Alaska. Howyadoin’? I’m doin’ great. Despite what the hateful, elite, liberal media said…Hey, look a cow!… I am not quitting. I’m a fisherlady and I know Read more

That Rumble You Heard Was O’Reilly Turning Over In His Grave: How The Far Right Elected Al Franken

July 1, 2009 · Filed Under Bill O'Reilly, Failure, Media, Rush Limbaugh · 3 Comments 

“I don’t know if we’ve ever had an opponent who is so disliked by Republicans as Al Franken,” said Minnesota Republican Party Chair Ron Carey. “It’s one thing to lose to an honorable opponent, but Al Franken is not considered an honorable opponent by Minnesota Republicans.”

If Mr. Carey and the rest of the Republicans would like to see how they’ve come to realize their - as well as Bill O’Reilly’s worst nightmare - they need only look in the mirror.

When I sat down in 2002 to speak with Franken about how seemingly adversarial conditions played a positive part in his life for my book, “Great Failures of the Extremely Successful,” he had no idea that some of his greatest adversaries would help him to become a member of one of America’s most exclusive clubs…the U.S. Senate.

Back then I brought up the possibility of Franken going in to talk radio, but he Read more