Pies In Heaven’s Face: Soupy Sales RIP (1926-2009)
Thanks for White Fang, Black Tooth, Pookie, the topless neighbor at the door, the Man on the Roof Who’s From Duluth Without A Tooth, pies in the face of Sinatra and the rest…
But most of all, thanks for the doubled over laughter.
Steve
This Just In: Boy Throwing up on Today Show Was A Hoax
(SYOP) Today officials reported the puke that the balloon boy wretched up on the Today Show and Good Morning America was just novelty puke purchased by his publicity whore parents in an attempt to promote another of their self-promoting YouTube videos they hope to go viral.
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Political lawn signs: The weeds of November (Inquirer)
Let’s vote for candidates who don’t use them.
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Steve Young Campaign Commercial #2
Steve Young, Doing nothing for you.
Paid for by my mom.
Conan Admits Affair…With Leno
In an attempt to rescue his plummeting ratings from the onrushing David Letterman, Conan O’Brien has admitted having an affair…with Jay Leno.
“It’s not something I’m proud of,” said a mournful O’Brien, “unless of course it brings in the viewers.”
O’Brien acknowledged that he had also had sexual relationships with a number of opposing late night hosts, including Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson and Bill Maher.
“All of them, except Jimmy Kimmel,” admitted O’Brien. “He was just too easy.”
O’Brien, who had recently taken a painful fall in a failed attempt to boost ratings during the taping of his show last week, said he was forced to acknowledge the relationships because of something Johnny Carson had told him years ago.
“’If you can’t beat ‘em, fuck ‘em,’ Johnny told me. I’m pretty sure this is what he meant.”
Leno could not be reached for comment. Representatives for Leno said he’s supposedly off somewhere doing a prime time show .
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