Glenn Beck Takes Dim-witted Reasoning to Historic Level: Compares BP oil spill to a house fire

May 29, 2010 · Filed Under Fox News, Glenn Beck, Media · 1 Comment 

Offering his audience unambiguous evidence that his logic disconnects from even the most convoluted reasoning, Friday morning on his radio show, Glenn Beck likened the BP oil spill to a house fire.

“If a house burnt down, would we stop building houses?”

Sure we would, Glenn…

If the blaze raged on for over a month.

if the burning house caused the worst environmental disaster in history and there were no firemen who had any idea how to put it out.

if 70 miles of coastline had been contaminated by Read more

Rand Paul Suggests Law of Gravity Be Left to States

May 26, 2010 · Filed Under Glenn Beck, Kind of Satire, Satire · 1 Comment 
In a recent interview with Rachel Maddow of MSNBC, Senatorial candidate Rand Paul (R, Ky) expressed controversial views concerning a number of issues thought to be a matter of settled law. While his statements concerning civil rights received the most attention, his position on a heretofore unchallenged law seems to have escaped media analysis…the law of gravity

“I’m not in favor of discrimination in any form. I would never belong to any private club that denied gravity for any race of people,” Paul said. “But we still have plenty of American space rockets where gravity does not exist.  Are we to tell our country’s hard working astronauts that they are no longer Read more