BILL KRISTOL COMPLIMENTS OBAMA SPEECH, SUFFERS POSSIBLE CAREER-THREATENING INJURY

August 29, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Fox News, John McCain, Kind of Satire, Media, Satire 

In what were a few frightening moments for Fox News, rescue squad doctors were rushed to the FoxNews broadcasting platform at Denver’s Invesco Stadium where FoxNews contributor and Weekly Standard editor, Bill Kristol, had suffered what onlookers had feared was some sort of brain aneurysm or stroke.

“We had first thought Bill had been dipping into the FoxNews convention punch bowl and was doing his Keith Olbermann impression that always kills at our network parties,” said FoxNews head, Roger Ailes. “But as he continued to praise Obama’s acceptance speech we knew what we were dealing with something more than a drunken impression.”

Kristol, who has spent his career ripping into anything that got within a hundred miles of a Democratic idea, applauded Obama’s speech, but attributed to the thin air of Denver.

“It was a momentary oxygen drop-off,” said Kristol, “I got a huge knot on the right side of neck, but overall, I think I’ll be ready to get back to bashing Democrats and offering fallacious predictions by the time McCain selects Tom Ridge as his Vice Presidential choice.”

Steve

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6 Responses to “BILL KRISTOL COMPLIMENTS OBAMA SPEECH, SUFFERS POSSIBLE CAREER-THREATENING INJURY”

  1. mommadona on August 29th, 2008 2:04 pm

    Do you think they’ll take his teeth away?

    Poor Bill - BubbleLife is SO high maintenance.

  2. robjh on August 29th, 2008 4:56 pm

    Sometimes the truth hurts, and perhaps for the first time in his commentary life, Bill was being unbiased.

    robjhs last blog post.."Realizing A Dream Of The King"

  3. Guy Fox on August 29th, 2008 8:40 pm

    Bill KKKristol has been brain dead for years. Nothing he says matters.

  4. Arianna on August 30th, 2008 3:44 am

    Steve,

    Pretty amusing. Surely no one thing so more than yourself.

    Of course, you would never stoop to the level of complementing anything on the conservative side of the spectrum…

    Which adds a bit of the Obama calling the Governor inexperienced ring to it…

  5. Tim on August 30th, 2008 4:50 am

    Bill Kristol was being HONEST, as he normally is. You people do not know what an honest opinion is even when it is staring you in the face. I know Bill ruined your whole honesty indicator when he tried unsuccessfully to say he never had sex with that women. I forgive your ignorance on recognizing an honest man, but please do not ridicule an honest observation.

  6. Steve Young on August 30th, 2008 9:49 am

    Arianna,

    Oh, and saying that Hannity doesn’t have one hunk of a mane isn’t a compliment?!

    Jeesh.
    SY

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