Breaking! McCain Concedes!
A Steve Young On Politics Beat Out Everyone Else Breaking Story!
(Nov 4, 2008, 7AM) In an extraordinary show of good sportsmanship, Republican Presidential nominee, John McCain appeared in front of a number of maintenance workers setting up chairs for his victory party set to start some 13 hours later and conceded the 2008 election to Barack Obama.
“After the results came in Dixville-Notch, New Hampshire early this morning, showing a landslide win there for Senator Obama we saw the writing on the wall,” said Senator McCain “And if we ever catch the person who wrote ‘Obama Wins!’ on my wall, let it be known, my friends, I know a gun-crazy governor in Alaska with an itchy trigger finger who will not be happy.”
McCain campaign manager, Rick Davis called the early concession by the Arizona senator just another example of the maverickness of McCain.
“I figured the earlier I concede, the earlier many of my older supporters in Boca can get some much needed rest,” said McCain. “That on top of the Cheney endorsement was a killer. Now, get off my lawn!”
Despite the McCain concession, Republican vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, vows to keep on running.
“I don’t care how much we lose by,” said Palin with a wink, “Todd and I will not concede this race to an anti-American, elite-liberal, best buddy of terrorists.”
“Not ever,” Palin added with another wink.
Steve
P.S. Don’t trust ‘em…VOTE!
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1PissedOffLady is hoping that tomorrow morning she can change her “handle” to 1NotPissedOffLady.
Finally a US President with an IQ over 45.
Its about time.