2008 Unable to Complete Year: Alan Colmes to Take over
2009 REFUSES TO TAKE OVER
In what could cause a solar calendar catastrophe not seen since the missing June 5th debacle of 1914, lawyers for 2008 say that their client will be stepping down as a measurement of time two weeks short of the standard 52 weeks.
“While it was always 2008’s intention to finish out the Gregorian calendar’s contracted 365 days, the unforeseen devastating events and tragic losses have left my client in too weakened a condition to fulfill the entire commitment,” said attorney Chambers Brothers explaining the stress 2008 has been Read more
Steve In Ink (11/27/08)
Caution: Philly references amundo
THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER
Thursday November 27, 2008
It’s Turkey Time Year Round
by Steve Young
Turkey - 1. large birds in the genus Meleagris native to North America. 2. a useless thing, unwise purchase, a box office bomb in entertainment, or a foolish person and their despicable behavior.
Here are just some of 2008’s best turkeys.
Donovan McNabb - The Bird’s quarterback who spent so much time throwing the ball into the ground or the stomach of the opposing team, he never had a chance to read the NFL’s rule book.
Andy Reid - For his inability to place his players in a better position to win during a game or actually answer any question after the game about
why he hadn’t.
13-13 Tie In Cincinnati - See above.
Wall Street - Turned its financial gambling parlor into a stacked game of Russian roulette with every chamber full.
Milton Street - Just “Milton Street.”
Federal Government - As part of the president’s economic stimulus package, they spent $42 million to send out letters telling us that in May we’d get another letter with a $600 check in Read more
Steve On The Tube Alert! On CNN Headline News
Harvard and Yale debate teams, set your TIVOs. I will be debating California’s Proposition 8 in the 7PM EST hour (around 7:15) tonight on CNN Headline News. As you know, I am a sincere and deeply partisan advocate on the issue, though I have yet to be told which side of the issue I’ll be taking tonight.
Will post youtube, if there is one.
Steve
Steve In Ink (11/16/08)
Check out today’s (Sunday) Philadelphia Inquirer oped section (Currents) for “How McCain Could Explain Loss,” to find out how John McCain might have handled his day after loss press conference if he had channeled Philadelphia Eagles football coach, Andy Reid.
Steve
Obama Indicates Support For Bush To Stay On
Following his call for Joe Lieberman to remain in the Democratic caucus, President-elect Barack Obama has gone one step further expressing his desire to allow President Bush to continue as President for the next four years.
“It’s unprecedented, but after the Lieberman reprieve it’s not surprising,” said presidential historian, Doris Kearns Goodwin. “Allowing Lieberman to retain his Chairmanship of the Department of Homeland Security Committee comes straight out of the George Washington play book, where our first president proposed to forgive traitor Benedict Arnold and allow him to stay in charge of the WGISRP (Watch The Guys In Short Red Pants) - a precursor of today’s CIA.”
The fact that President Bush as already served his constitutional maximum of two full terms, Obama’s transition team sees a simple signing statement, ala Bush’s proclivity for overriding bills and Read more
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