Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For 2009

December 29, 2009 · Filed Under Barack Obama, Glenn Beck, Media, Satire · Comment 
In a statement released Monday that spread quickly over jihadist Web forums, Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula claimed responsibility for the entire year of 2009, sending the Obama administration into a rush of closed, high level meetings to deal with the political fallout from the year-long attack.

 

Taking credit for everything from Jon and Kate’s breakup, Tiger Woods’ dalliances and the Balloon Boy to the recession, Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize and Glenn Beck, the group that claimed loyalty to Osama bin Laden alleged that Al Qaeda launched 2009 in response to “American aggression” in Yemen, which has been the site of recent U.S. predator drone attacks.  The message maintained that Read more

Beck Changes Birthday To December 25th

September 23, 2009 · Filed Under Glenn Beck, Kind of Satire, Media · Comment 

As a followup to his call for a Fast and Prayer for the Republic on the same day as Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of atonement and the religion’s highest holy day, Glenn Beck has officially changed his birthday to December 25th, a day some have been known to celebrate a holiday called Christmas.

“I thought that our founders would have wanted future Americans to celebrate my birthday on a day they didn’t have to work,” said Beck. 

When it was explained that December 25th was also the birth date of Jesus Christ, Beck Read more

Beck Goes Nixon On His Fans, While Placing His Family In Harm’s Way

September 11, 2009 · Filed Under Fox News, Glenn Beck · 1 Comment 

     As Richard Nixon told voters prior to his election in 1968, he had the answer to getting out of Viet Nam triumphantly, but you first had to elect him to find out how, Glenn Beck will be announcing his revelation for how to take back America, but America would have to wait until Saturday to get hold of the secret.        

     You have to be there or watch it on FoxNews as the Liar Crier anchors special coverage of the 9/12 activities in Washington. 

      Beck announced that he knows how to wrestle this country from the hands of the socialist, fascist, Read more