Steve In Ink (11/27/08)
Caution: Philly references amundo
THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER
Thursday November 27, 2008
It’s Turkey Time Year Round
by Steve Young
Turkey - 1. large birds in the genus Meleagris native to North America. 2. a useless thing, unwise purchase, a box office bomb in entertainment, or a foolish person and their despicable behavior.
Here are just some of 2008’s best turkeys.
Donovan McNabb - The Bird’s quarterback who spent so much time throwing the ball into the ground or the stomach of the opposing team, he never had a chance to read the NFL’s rule book.
Andy Reid - For his inability to place his players in a better position to win during a game or actually answer any question after the game about
why he hadn’t.
13-13 Tie In Cincinnati - See above.
Wall Street - Turned its financial gambling parlor into a stacked game of Russian roulette with every chamber full.
Milton Street - Just “Milton Street.”
Federal Government - As part of the president’s economic stimulus package, they spent $42 million to send out letters telling us that in May we’d get another letter with a $600 check in Read more
Steve In Ink (11/16/08)
Check out today’s (Sunday) Philadelphia Inquirer oped section (Currents) for “How McCain Could Explain Loss,” to find out how John McCain might have handled his day after loss press conference if he had channeled Philadelphia Eagles football coach, Andy Reid.
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Breaking! McCain Concedes!
A Steve Young On Politics Beat Out Everyone Else Breaking Story!
(Nov 4, 2008, 7AM) In an extraordinary show of good sportsmanship, Republican Presidential nominee, John McCain appeared in front of a number of maintenance workers setting up chairs for his victory party set to start some 13 hours later and conceded the 2008 election to Barack Obama.
“After the results came in Dixville-Notch, New Hampshire early this morning, showing a landslide win there for Senator Obama we saw the writing on the wall,” said Senator McCain “And if we ever catch the person who wrote ‘Obama Wins!’ on my wall, let it be known, my friends, I know a gun-crazy governor in Alaska with an itchy trigger finger who will not be happy.”
McCain campaign manager, Rick Davis called Read more
Top Headlines McCain Doesn’t Want To See On Drudge Report Tuesday Morning
General Petreus Admission: Surge Didn’t Work
War Buddy Reveals McCain Ratted on Fellow POWs
Obama Decimal Point Faux Pas: Won’t Increase Taxes On Anyone Making Less Than $25 Million
Michael Moore To Vote For McCain
Bin Laden Throws Support Behind McCain’s Afghanistan Strategy
DNA Test Shows Read more
Top Headlines Obama Doesn’t Want To See In The New York Times Tuesday Morning
Records Show That Obama’s Biological Father Was White
Olbermann Makes Obama Worst Person In The World
Colin Powell Changes Mind
New McCain Birth Certificate Proves He Was Born In 1957
Sarah Palin Admits Read more
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