Philly To Host Terrorist Trial? Please, Please, Please. (Steve In Ink)

March 8, 2010 · Filed Under Kind of Satire · Comment 

(Excerpted in today’s Philadelphia Inquirer)

“We need to manage expectations about what we can do with the limited resources that we have…” Mayor Michael Nutter speaking about the city’s fiscal crisis. 

Well, Mayor, the answer to you and the city’s financial problems just may be sitting hooded and in chains right in front of you. 

Taken aback by the intense criticism from political opponents and local officials of President Obama’s decision to try Khalid Sheik Mohammed in a civilian courtroom in New York, the City of Brotherly Love just may be the perfect location to transfer the trial of one of the masterminds behind the 9/11 attacks. 

Philadelphia Convention and Visitors Bureau, take note. Independence Hall and Read more

Palin Satire Rationalization F-ing Laughable

February 9, 2010 · Filed Under Kind of Satire, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Satire · 2 Comments 

“F—ing retarded.”  Presidential Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel scolding a liberal group at a private meeting at the White House. 

“Rahm’s slur on all God’s children with cognitive and developmental disabilities – and the people who love them – is unacceptable, and it’s heartbreaking.” Sarah Palin wrote while calling for Emanuel’s firing on her Facebook page 

“Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult’s taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards…There’s going to be a retard summit at the White House.” Rush Limbaugh on his radio show referring to Emanuel’s comments and his White House meeting with disability advocates.

“They are kooks, so I agree with Rush Limbaugh.  Rush Limbaugh was using satire … I didn’t hear Rush Limbaugh calling a group of people whom he did not agree with ‘f-ing retards,’ and we did know that Rahm Emanuel, as has been reported, did say that. There is a big difference there.” Sarah Palin, defending Limbaugh on Fox News Sunday. 

Strap on your seatbelts, folks! You’re about to board the Sarah Palin Hypocrite Coaster. You must be Read more

Beck Changes Birthday To December 25th

September 23, 2009 · Filed Under Glenn Beck, Kind of Satire, Media · Comment 

As a followup to his call for a Fast and Prayer for the Republic on the same day as Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of atonement and the religion’s highest holy day, Glenn Beck has officially changed his birthday to December 25th, a day some have been known to celebrate a holiday called Christmas.

“I thought that our founders would have wanted future Americans to celebrate my birthday on a day they didn’t have to work,” said Beck. 

When it was explained that December 25th was also the birth date of Jesus Christ, Beck Read more

New GOP Healthcare Talking Points Leaked: The Obama Plan Could Mark End of Bingo

August 3, 2009 · Filed Under Barack Obama, Kind of Satire, Media · 3 Comments 

To: Radio/TV Talk Show Hosts and Pundits

From: Michael Steele, GOP Chairman

Subject: FYEO - Health Plan Information Distribution

NOTE: Please make sure this is sold with conviction with a choke in the voice or a Beckian single- tear-running-down-cheek approach. Always refer to Obama’s Killing Fields or Kevorkian.

Remember…Fear sells!

 

There’s far more danger than meets the eye in President Obama’s program. While he promises affordable health insurance for everyone, what he and the Democrats aren’t telling you is that there will be hell to pay if you’re over 55. To the Democrats, 55 is the new 95.

Some of the programs and events that will be affected or prohibited altogether under the president’s tax hike health program include…

Standing in pool and making believe that swirling your arms in the water is exercise will be banned as Read more

Why Glenn Beck Could Be Right

July 30, 2009 · Filed Under Fox News, Kind of Satire · 2 Comments 

“(President Obama) a deep-seated hatred for white people…this guy is, I believe, a racist.” Glenn Beck, Fox & Friends

Defenders of the president say that the president cannot be a racist.  How could he be? He had a white mother and grandmother.  He’d have to hate his mother and grandmother.

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Holier Than Thou.  Did you ever think he that he could have hated his mother and grandmother?  Tell me that there haven’t been times that you hated your mother?  Perhaps she didn’t let you go out o play with your friends when you wanted or didn’t let you have another slice of pizza.  Pizza with extra cheese and sausage.  I admit it’s harder to hate your grand Read more

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