Trump Takes Credit For Bin Laden Death

May 2, 2011 · Filed Under 2012 Election, Satire · 4 Comments 
“I’ve never been more proud of myself.”
 
On what he declared was the “greatest triumph” of his Presidential exploration campaign, Donald Trump declared that his efforts were vital to the killing of Osama Bin Laden.
 
“Today I am even more proud of myself than I was last week,” said a beaming Trump in front of his red and black helicopter emblazoned with the word, TRUMP, he had landed in Times Square during last night’s celebrations injuring at least ten revelers.  “It is unambiguously clear that my push to have President Obama reveal what he claims to be his official birth certificate freed our country to return to the important business of catching up with Bin Laden. In no way am I disavowing the significant role our courageous military played in the successful operation. I just think the record needs to show that without my commitment to finding the truth, we may have never given our brave men the opportunity to do their job.”
 
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Rand Paul Suggests Law of Gravity Be Left to States

May 26, 2010 · Filed Under Glenn Beck, Kind of Satire, Satire · 1 Comment 
In a recent interview with Rachel Maddow of MSNBC, Senatorial candidate Rand Paul (R, Ky) expressed controversial views concerning a number of issues thought to be a matter of settled law. While his statements concerning civil rights received the most attention, his position on a heretofore unchallenged law seems to have escaped media analysis…the law of gravity

“I’m not in favor of discrimination in any form. I would never belong to any private club that denied gravity for any race of people,” Paul said. “But we still have plenty of American space rockets where gravity does not exist.  Are we to tell our country’s hard working astronauts that they are no longer Read more

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Palin Satire Rationalization F-ing Laughable

February 9, 2010 · Filed Under Kind of Satire, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Satire · 3 Comments 

“F—ing retarded.”  Presidential Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel scolding a liberal group at a private meeting at the White House. 

“Rahm’s slur on all God’s children with cognitive and developmental disabilities – and the people who love them – is unacceptable, and it’s heartbreaking.” Sarah Palin wrote while calling for Emanuel’s firing on her Facebook page 

“Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult’s taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards…There’s going to be a retard summit at the White House.” Rush Limbaugh on his radio show referring to Emanuel’s comments and his White House meeting with disability advocates.

“They are kooks, so I agree with Rush Limbaugh.  Rush Limbaugh was using satire … I didn’t hear Rush Limbaugh calling a group of people whom he did not agree with ‘f-ing retards,’ and we did know that Rahm Emanuel, as has been reported, did say that. There is a big difference there.” Sarah Palin, defending Limbaugh on Fox News Sunday. 

Strap on your seatbelts, folks! You’re about to board the Sarah Palin Hypocrite Coaster. You must be Read more

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Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For 2009

December 29, 2009 · Filed Under Barack Obama, Glenn Beck, Media, Satire · Comment 
In a statement released Monday that spread quickly over jihadist Web forums, Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula claimed responsibility for the entire year of 2009, sending the Obama administration into a rush of closed, high level meetings to deal with the political fallout from the year-long attack.

 

Taking credit for everything from Jon and Kate’s breakup, Tiger Woods’ dalliances and the Balloon Boy to the recession, Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize and Glenn Beck, the group that claimed loyalty to Osama bin Laden alleged that Al Qaeda launched 2009 in response to “American aggression” in Yemen, which has been the site of recent U.S. predator drone attacks.  The message maintained that Read more

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Next up on Fox & Friends: Comparing Democratic Leaders to Nazis?

March 29, 2009 · Filed Under Barack Obama, Fox News, Kind of Satire, Media, Satire · 2 Comments 

Following their March 26 segment where Fox News’ Fox & Friends, co-hosts Brian Kilmeade and Gretchen Carlson hosted Michael Franzese, the former capo of La Cosa Nostra’s Colombo crime family, to discuss similarities in the way Democratic leaders and progressive figures are “operating,” Kilmeade and Carlson brought on Walter Schreiber. Schreiber, who had been instrumental in medical experiments on concentration camp inmates, was asked to discuss the Obama’s administration’s parallels to the Third Reich.

Kilmeade began the segment by asking, “So, is this a big stretch to think that, all of a sudden, Washington, D.C., has become our “Third Reich” and the Democrats, “the Nazi Party?”

Asked by Carlson what he would “call” Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, Read more

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