Debate Shocker: McCain To Have Palin Join Obama Campaign
In a last ditch effort to associate Barack Obama with corruption while connecting him with what most columnists at National Review call, “a stinkin’ sinking ship of a campaign,” John McCain will propose his plan to have vice presidential pick, Sarah Palin join the Obama/Biden ticket during tonight’s debate.
“We know it’s a long shot,” points out McCain spokesman, Tucker Bounds, “but America is looking for a President who isn’t afraid to contribute his vice presidential nominee to his opponent. Once again this shows that John McCain is a maverick who… Oh, hell. It’s no secret that everything she touches turns to crap.
We can only hope that she’ll start giving interviews for Obama.”
A spokesman from the Vatican announced that hailing the Blessed Mother Mary couldn’t even turn this thing around.
“When you’re down by two touchdowns and you have time for one play…” explained Cardinal Vince Lombardi, “Well, there’s no such thing like a 14 point play…even here.”
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McCain’s only hope would be to make a Faustian bargain with the Devil for his immortal soul– except he already used that option to get the nomination. I wonder if Satan can use a Budweiser distributorship in Arizona?
You are in the Zone, man. Sublimely silly.
Bargain with the Devil? Please, he did that a long time ago when he embraced (literally) W just like a sad little puppy dog. It was well before the campaign. Oh the agony. Oh the shame. To make his privates public for a game?
The way McCain plays the game, maybe there is a 14 point play. Hope not!
Palin on the Democratic ticket?
I never thought I’d say this, but I’d vote for Nader.
Just what the Obama campaign needs…a ‘hockey-mom ‘who’s so ‘pucking’ stupid, that Obama gets the fundamentalist vote by a landslide.
It’s sort of like throwing one of your children into a lion’s den. Either Biden or Obama would eat her alive! (Stop thinking those lewd thoughts…) I think he should ask Tina Fey to be his running mate instead. Now that would be a shocker!
David Michael Smiths last blog post..Wake Up
Senator Obama, just tell them “Thanks, but no thanks.”
Is Palin going to do a pole-dance during the debate?
Just wondering.
(Wink-wink, Charlie! You betcha!)
If Sarah Palin show her face in this debate that would tell the nation that McCain can never become President he could not make a decision with her. This would not be a debate it would turn out to be a circus. She has her own problems this got to be a joke This is a presidential debate not the VP debate. She don’t need to be there maverick no. dumb ass move yes
Hell, yes. Why not bring her on (surprise performance, in contrast to McCain dissing Letterman so he could perform down the street and dilly-dally his way back to DC in “emergency”). She’s got to be more useful than a simple doorstop, which is where she is now. Bringing her on board was a stunt most of us out here in the real world saw for what it was. If McCain wins ANY states of the 50, time to see if there’s voter repression or machinery compromise/stealing; just can’t believe Americans are going to actually buy Bush Lite…again
john mccain is bush the third! =p