Top Headlines McCain Doesn’t Want To See On Drudge Report Tuesday Morning
General Petreus Admission: Surge Didn’t Work
War Buddy Reveals McCain Ratted on Fellow POWs
Obama Decimal Point Faux Pas: Won’t Increase Taxes On Anyone Making Less Than $25 Million
Michael Moore To Vote For McCain
Bin Laden Throws Support Behind McCain’s Afghanistan Strategy
DNA Test Shows McCain Father of Bristol Palin’s Child
McCain Nuptials Performed by Jeremiah Wright
75% of Acorn Registrations Are Republican
Messiah Returns: It Is Obama
McCain’s Mother Reveals Son’s Middle Name Is “Hitler.”
Palin Field Dresses Adorable Puppy
Orthodox Jews For McCain Discover Lieberman Mixed Dairy With Meat
And the Number One headline John McCain doesn’t want to see on Fox News Tuesday morning…
Joe the Plumber announces Nuptials with long-time companion, Larry the Welder.
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Steve
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Obama Takes Unbeatable Lead in Arizona Polls
Bush Admits Trickle Down Economics Don’t Work and Reagan Was an Idiot
Hard Evidence Found That bin Laden is McCain’s Half-brother
Photos of Cindy McCain and Karl Rove in Bed Released by National Inquirer [blaaach, barf, aaarg]
Doctor Reveals Medical Records Proving He Performed Sex Change Operation on Six-year-old John McCain
Photo: John McCain Shaking Hands and Smiling Warmly at Bill Ayers
New Info Revealed: McCain is Really a Panamanian Citizen
Sarah Palin Indicted by Alaska Attorney General on Using Undue Influence Charges
Sarah Palin is Really Ann Coulter in Drag
Joe Lieberman Tapped to be Veep After Palin Indictment
McCain’s Mother Secretly Filmed Casting Early Vote for Obama
Bush Said McCain’s Health Care Plan Sucks
Hannity, Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Coulter to Vote for Obama
The 27% of Texans Who Said Obama is a Muslim Announced They Were Wrong. All to Vote Obama
Bristol Palin Flew to Mexico With Teen Lover, Got Abortion
Orion,
Though givest so much.
SY
McCain In Bed With Live Boy And Dead Prostitute.
Joe the plumber leaves McCain campaign to return home to fix flood in basment
Sarah Palin denies report she was given donations to fix Bridge in her mouth,stating: “I returned the money and hired eskimos to chew the foods for me.”
McCain Freaks at Sight of Queen of Diamonds, Admits to Commie Brainwashing
Dick Cheney: “I’m So Glad I Could Help”
Obama Picks McCain’s Adopted Daughter from Bangladesh as Ambassador to Republic of Alaska
Lieberman Reveals Sex Tape of Himself and “His Pal John,” Announces Divorce
GOP Admits to Flipping Arizona Votes to Obama
KKK Endorses Obama; Calls Palin “Out of Her Teeny Little Mind”
Cyndi McCain Revealed as Trig’s Real Mother
“Gravina Moose for Obama” rally draws 10,000 in Ketchikan, despite lack of bridge
Bristol Palin falls down stairs…25 times…still pregnant
McCain medical records show “I <3 GWB” tatoo
Palin’s witch-hunting pastor to “lay hands” on McCain before Senator casts ballot
Joe the Plumber releases “Leave McCain alone!” youtube video
McCain leading in dementia demographic!
Palin calls to replace Speaker of the House, because “Congress needs a better sound system”.
“McCain Adviser” becomes DC insider code for “Never gonna work in politics again”
Virgin Mary, appearing briefly on Palin’s flag pin, screams “Stop saying you’re one of us!”
McCain was found wandering aimlessly, looking for lost self-respect
Georgia too close to call.
“Palin caught shooting Eskimos from plane”
“Barbara Bush admits McCain is W’s real father”
“Keating Five accidently inducted into Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame”
“Vietnam admits Jane Fonda shot down McCain”
“Putin rears head from under Sarah Palin’s covers!”
“Nancy Reagan revealed as Obama’s birth mother”
“CNN moves Texas, Utah, Oklahoma into “toss-up” category”
“Liebermann and Graham charged with public indecency after drunken tryst”
Dogwhistle causes McCain to shout “All Hail Chairman Mao!”
“McCain cancels press conference for nap”
Hannity elected Grand Wizard, chooses Palin as “Aryan Queen”
Your readers have done you proud in headline writing. Wicked, wicked minds. Great fun!
SYOP has the best readers in the readerdom!
SY
“Picture Turns Up of Palin Topless Waving at Putin From Her Back Porch”
“Man McCain Killed In DWI Accident Brought Back To Life By Palin’s Pastor”
“Goodwill Industries Refuses to Accept Palins Old Clothes”
“Jane Fonda Accuses McCain of Paling Around With North Vietnamese During War”
“Bush Issues Signing Statement Removing McCain From Keating Five”
ya’ll are some sick and twisted people. Thank goodness I love the sick and twisted. LOL
Todd Palin’s missing blank ballot found on eBay
Gov. Palin’s weekend garage sale nets RNC $55.35
Mother Teresa’s absentee ballot for Obama
Charles Keating reveals McCain secret bank account
bobzaguys last blog post..McCain apologizes to country