Image of Virgin Mary Found In Palin’s Bouffant
(Palin with image of the Blessed Mother just above the bangs)
(Tampa, Fla) During a campaign appearance by Vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin at a retirement village in Tampa, Florida, onlookers were stunned to see what they believed to be an image of the Blessed Mother Mary embedded in Palin’s wrapped puffed-up do.
“At first I thought it was just one of those Love Bugs y’get caught in the car grill, ” said 82-year-old Hubert Henry. “But then it started glowin’ like the baby Jesus I seen last year in the window at the Stuckey’s just of Route 1 in Hulmville. Damn miracle, I tellya.”
McCain spokesman, Tucker Bounds, said that while the selection of Palin was a miracle for the campaign, the viability of Palin being chosen by the Virgin Mary to appear in her hair was something he’d rather leave up to the voter.
“I knew it. I knew it. I knew that girl was special,” said 96 year-old Edna Baily, ” I’m saying twelve Hail Marys then I’m pulling the lever for Sarah, that older fella and Jesus.”
Developing.
Steve
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More likely. It was the reflection of an electronic bug telling her what to say. Watch her hair during her debate with Joe Biden.
So that’s why they fixed her hair like that.
Good catch.
SY
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from the first time i’ve sarah on tv screen i could feel her shes not an ordinary person..its the same feeling when i saw pope john paul II 13 yrs ago…
That is a trick. A ploy to win hearts and votes. How the hell would they have known it’s Mary, anyway? No one has ever seen how she looks like. That won’t work. Think up something else, will u?
Holy Jesus (Pardon the pun)..people are completely insane. Religion was the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind. Accept it, deal with it, and open a science book for the sake of humanity.
Is this for real?
Mike,
As real as the satirical form it is written in.
SY
Very appropriate. It’s either divine or electronic guidance. The big question is:
What would Sarah Say? That’s a contest at http://www.homelanddecency.com where you can win refrigerator magnets of decency. It’s funny stuff.
That is incredible! I am a devotee of the Blessed Virgin’s intercession to my prayers which were 85% successful. Being a member of the Legion of Mary, she made me even more eager to vote for her. Like I said before, she is special and is very much blessed by somebody up there. I offer my rosaries for the success of the McCain and Palin ticket. Many things are wrought by prayers, because only God can do wonders and miracle. To those who don’t believe, too bad.
Hello! Anyone home? That especially means you, Teresa and alexm. Did you not bother to read this little tidbit of info:
September 23, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Sarah Palin, Satire
Notice the last word? Understand it? If not, get out a dictionary.
HeyZoos, the next thing you know, there’ll be a photo of Obama with a likeness of Beelzebub in his hair. Undoubtedly, there will be those who swallow it, hook, line, and sinker.
I weep for our nation when there are voters who think something like this is a “sign” that they should vote for McCain/Palin. But, you know what? Neither McCain nor Palin care how silly a person is, just as long as they cast a vote for their ticket. Hence, the validity of the statement that we get the government we deserve.
This is funny and sad at the same time. What’s utterly hilarious, and tragically pathetic, is the existence of people like Teresa who don’t know when they’re being sent up - and would accept this even if it weren’t satire.
The title made me laugh, and I was hoping to read further and find it was writen as satire.
Sarah Palin and John McCain are the Religious Right nut cases’ latest false gods. They are NOT examples of the goodness found in Christianity, or the goodness that should be found in humanity!
We’ve been tracking some of the miraculous aspects of Sarah’s ‘do in our website, The Palin Prophecies (www.thepalinprophecies.com). God speaks to her through a ‘do phone antenna. No joke. So this appearance of the BVM doesn’t surprise us.
Ken Arnold and The Palin Prophecies Team
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More likely it was a receiver, just like the one Bush wore during the Kerry debates.
We should check the transcipts of these public events just to see if we can hear her say, “Karl, let me finish!”
Michael Shermer @ TED - Why People Believe Strange Things
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5685953896575760284
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I am howling with laughter!
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