JOHN McCAIN NAMED FIRST RECIPIENT OF THE “Y’GOTTA BE KIDDIN’” AWARD

September 5, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, John McCain, Media 

Hello, and welcome to the very first Y’Gotta Be Kiddin’ Award Ceremony.

Named after legendary Danish Mayor, Yugotz Tabekiddin, who once took credit for ending a civil dispute he had started in the village of Ikea, due to every man, man and woman relocating to Copenhagen, the Y’Gotta Be Kiddin’ Award is presented weekly to the person who epitomizes Tabkiddin’s spectacular balls by thinking that anyone in their right mind could possibly buy their line of pure, unprocessed crap.

We’ll be presenting the award every week until we run out of people or organizations who deserve the recognition.

Our very first awardee is the man who this week stood before the world and said that, as leader of the party that for most of the past eight years lead this country into an unnecessary and deadly war, produced economic ruin and lost every iota of world’s empathy after 9-11, he and his party should be kept in power.

And to make sure he sewed up the award, his first major decision as presidential nominee of his party was to select the person who would be at the ready to step in if he was unable to carry out his term and become the leader of the most powerful country in history. That person was Sarah Palin.

Congratulations Senator McCain. For your sheer ineptitude, ignorance and incompetence achieved with such distinction that one cannot say anything other than…”Y’GOTTA BE KIDDIN’,” this one’s for you.

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4 Responses to “JOHN McCAIN NAMED FIRST RECIPIENT OF THE “Y’GOTTA BE KIDDIN’” AWARD”

  1. Girl From Texas on September 5th, 2008 11:45 am

    I like McCain and think he’s a good man but he’s not enough to lure me back to the GOP any time soon. I really do believe he wants to win the election but that’s about it. Obama has blindsided him and I see McCain trying to sort of copy Obama instead of doing something original. I’m really sad that McCain didn’t win in 2000. I think we would have been in a better place if he had.

    Girl From Texass last blog post..Thoughts on McCain

  2. McBush&Painful on September 5th, 2008 12:49 pm

    That’s Republican’s for you. They keep serving up the bowls of s#!t and telling everybody its chocolate pudding. Unfortunately for this country, there are plenty of idiots who keep on eating it up and saying, “Mmmm that’s delicious. Can I have some more please?”

  3. RD Uhrich on September 5th, 2008 4:43 pm

    I watched McSame talk last night. He’d be just a pathetic old man, except he’s so fucking dangerous. God help us if the republicans steal this election, too.

  4. Greg Purcell on September 5th, 2008 5:00 pm

    For the second award, I nominate his nominee for Vice President, Sarah Palin, who described the premature birth or her Down Syndrome son Trig by saying that #1. After her water broke,she finished her speech. #2.She drove by the biggest hospital in Dallas #3.Then she flew 12 hours on a plane. #4 Then she drove by the biggest hospital in Alaska. #5. She gave birth at a backwoods health clinic. #6. She was back on the job 3 days later.
    YA GOTTA BE KIDDING!

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