O’Reilly Announces Plan To Boycott Minnesota (Not An April Fool’s Joke*)
With most every legal option exhausted by Norm Coleman and Al Franken about ready to take his U.S Senate seat, Bill O’Reilly has made his position quite clear. Until Franken leaves the US Senate, he will be boycotting Minnesota.
Last night on The O’Reilly Factor…
Hi. I’m Bill O’Reilly. Thank you for watching tonight.
Tonight I will be doing something I never thought I would have to, but that’s only because the unimaginable has happened. Al Franken, the despicable smear merchant who I have cleverly referred to for years as Stuart Smiley will be officially seated in the U.S. Senate.
That is the subject of tonight’s Talking Point.
First of all, it’s important to know that I am a objective observer who has no dog in this fight, but when I see this great country being brought down to such a level that a vile gutternipe can be elected to the U.S. Senate, I can no longer sit on the sidelines.
I will no longer listen to Bob Dylan or Prince - or whatever the hell that pinhead is calling himself today. I will no longer read Scott Fitzgerald or Garrison Keillor nor play John Madden Football 2009.
I will no longer ice fish in Lake Superior and from now on will refer to the Five Great Lakes as “the Four Great Lakes and one I consider inconsequential.”
I will no longer participate in frigid winter mornings nor look outside at beautiful snowy landscapes.
I realize that not all Minnesotans may have voted for Franken. In fact I’m not sure if anyone did. But as an objective journalist I have no choice but to ruin the economy of a state where the people would rather stomach this piece of human excrement than leave. Not being a man of reckless vindictiveness and believing you’d have to be a drunken female in a halter top just asking to be raped or a teen-aged hostage of a sexual deviant who liked his situation to vote for this moron, I will be giving the clearheaded Minnesota Folks™ 24 hours notice to leave the state before I officially begin the boycott.
The clock is running.
And that’s a memo.
Next up, to get a objective take on the Franken election: Dick Morris, Ann Coulter, Bernie Goldberg, Newt Gingrich, Glenn Beck, Tammy Bruce, Mary Katharine Ham, Dennis Miller, Karl Rove, Laura Ingraham and Michelle Malkin.
FOX STING
Steve
*Yet it is April 1st.
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Who cares what bill oreilly does waaa.
Ahhh - the world who is watching - witnesses the intellectually and spiritually constipated O’Reilly and his ilk who one and all hate REAL America…even Limbaugh’s protest of hate against the REAL America of NY State is headlines today.
As long as their public contempt for two-party democracy is filling the airwaves like shots heard ’round the world they give impetus for the violent resistance against their parties’ spread of democracy….of which we the people know is nothing more than the spread of rape and pillage nations’ wealth.
This may come as a relief to Keith Olbermann that for once O’R isn’t on his case, although I doubt it, since he seems to love the Fox Family Feud.
And like K.O. says, O’R never makes a mistake. Otherwise he wouldn’t have said he’s boycotting the movie “Fargo”. That can only mean that the entire city in North Dakota, must have moved to Minnesota.
It’s “guttersnipe”
Take that Stephen Colbert!!! Nobody parodies a conservative republican better than O’Reilly.
Why doesn’t Bill-o do us all a favor and boycott the entire country?
If only it were true!
It would mean that we get to block Fox News from all the TVs pre-set to Faux sitting in skyways, waiting rooms, and other public places. Yahoo!
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Man, someone should tell “All-Knowing” O’Reilly that it’s Lake MICHIGAN, not LAKE MINNESOTA.
Glad to hear there’s no chance of him polluting our lakes this summer…
I live in Minnesota and truth be told. I firmly
believe that Billo the Clown would not be allowed
in the State. I’ll bet KO has a good time with this.
O.K. 5 Folks are leaving MN.
Bring some lake trout with you,so you will have values.
The rest of the state elected a successful comedian to office.
At least he never shared billing with a chimp.
Dear Bill O’Reilly-
LEAVE.
NEVER COME BACK!
YOU ARE THE DEVIL.
& YOU STOLE THE WORDS RIGHT FROM MY MOUTH
Love,
-Al Franken
no…?
ok.
Yours Truthfully (there’s something new and different)
-Diana
This boycott is a gift.
Minnesota doesn’t want to be associated to miscreants.
[...] man again so soon, but I really couldn’t pass this up. Turns out that Bill O’Reilly is going to personally boycott the whole of Minnesota because Al Franken ” will be officially seated in the U.S. [...]
Bill’O should have done everyone a favor and simply…boycotted the planet.
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Wow. My state had a Senator who became President against what I suspect was against O’Reilley’s inexorable will. How long till he boycotts Illinois?
I’m waiting.
Pleeeeeeease???????
I’m wondering when the last time O’Riley ice fished on Lake Superior? Maybe hypothermia has something to do with his incoherent ramblings. It could also explain his aversion to frigid winter mornings
Being from Minnesota, the only thing I can say is, “thank you, Brillo”. Stay away and try to get Michelle Bachman to come with you.
to 1PissedOffLady,
Regarding the movie “Fargo”, while the title refers to individuals reported to have come from the city in North Dakota to engage in criminal activity, the entire movie takes place in Minnesota: on the highways, in the small city of Brainerd, and in suburbs of the Twin Cities.
Oooh, scary. O’Reilly’s going to ruin Minnesota by boycotting it. News flash: You’re one guy. Your audience isn’t nearly big enough to destroy Minnesota. They’re not threatened in the least.
Why do you hate Franken so much? Because he blasts you by using credible sources and facts to prove his points? It’s called telling the truth, Bill. Get over yourself. It’s one guy in the Senate.
PLEASE tell me how my State (New Mexico) can piss off O’Reilly? I really want to know so we can be safe from him and his blather at long last!
I wonder how big the population surge in Minnesota will be when everyone hears of this. I’m looking for jobs in Minnesota as soon as I’m done posting this.
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Ladies and gentlemen:
Bill Not-Really is a pathological liar. His pathological lying is an acute sociopathy or antisocial personality disorder, which is characterized by a total lack of any regard for others’ feelings and the constant and overwhelming need for manipulating others for personal gain (or sometimes just plain mean spirited amusement).
Right now, Bill O’Reilly is an unstable reactor rapidly approaching “Critical Mass”. You can tell that he’s already blown his safety’s and beginning to over-heat and percolate. Soon, he’ll have boiled for long enough to begin a melt-down with the ensuing effect making him explode with such anger that Chernobyl and Mount St. Helen’s will be but footnotes in explosive history.
The trigger will be the highly publicized and much ballyhooed official swearing-in of Senator-Elect Al Franken of Minnesota.
The Honorable Mr. Franken ran a noble, grass-roots campaign and became elected as United States Senator for Minnesota.
On the occasion when the TV Show that you are watching is interrupted to go live to the Senate Chambers in Washington for the Official swearing-in of Al Franken to Senator Al Franken; open a window and listen to what it sound like for a Critical Mass to explode.
O’Reilly will not be able to contain himself.
He’s likely to go on a rampage that will not end until he is shot with a Silver Bullet or has a wooden stake driven through his heart!
What a country we live in. Even Draft Dodger Bill O. can spout his drivel.
Wow… I’m jealous. Any way I can get Bill to Boycott Maine as well?
if roger ailes is responsible for what is presented on foxnews, he must notbe watching. he would remove oreilly from any air time and use him in the janitorial department, but only part time.
Wonderful, can we elect someone in Texas that will piss this pinhead off so he can leave us alone too?
I would LOVE to never hear this sound of his voice or the drivel he spews coming out of someone else’s mouth.
What is Al’s radio show…oh yea didn’t make it in the radio world… Bill is still here! Some Minnesota people are desperate enough to accommodate Bill’s boycott over Al Franken? Al will figure out a way to put his foot in it again…he can’t help it! Go Bill! You should run for senator in Minnesota next as a dem, as long as your a dem they don’t care what you stand for!