The Evidence is in. Glenn Beck and Michael Scott are the Same Person
I was listening to Glenn Beck pontificate on his radio show about how what happened in the Third Reich is what is happening in America today and that he was surprised the Jews would not be sensitive to this. Being a Jew I wondered too, but not about the myriad of SS in the Obama administration but how this born-again Mormon knew so much about what I should be sensitive to.
Beck spoke about his ignorance of academia, being that he is self taught, but asked his listeners, “What if I am right?’ Of course he whispered it which makes what he says so cool because then you know he sincerely means it. It was also at that moment that it all made sense. Glenn Beck is Michael Scott.
Michael Scott is a character in The Office, my favorite sitcom…other than the ones I was paid to write. Glenn Beck is a character on radio and Fox News. I now come to believe that they are, in fact, the same character.
It’s really not so much of a leap. Both are stars on their own hit shows. Both are wont to tear up to make an impression. Both have been known to use a blackboard to rationalize a tortured Read more
Steele Summoned to Limbaugh Extremely-White House
Republican Party Chairman, Michael Steele was being “ordered to appear” at Rush Limbaugh’s EIB (Excellence In Broadcasting) Florida compound to explain his comments made at a Connecticut fundraiser Thursday where he told a Republican gathering who were expecting someone of consequence. “You don’t do is engage in a land war in Afghanistan,” said Steele, “because everyone who’s tried over a thousand years of history has failed.”
“I certainly didn’t mind him calling Afghanistan, ‘a war of Obama’s choosing,’” said Titular Head of the Remains of the Republican Party, Limbaugh. “That shows that he has what it takes to be a damn good talk show host. But to say that Read more
Glenn Beck Takes Dim-witted Reasoning to Historic Level: Compares BP oil spill to a house fire
Offering his audience unambiguous evidence that his logic disconnects from even the most convoluted reasoning, Friday morning on his radio show, Glenn Beck likened the BP oil spill to a house fire.
“If a house burnt down, would we stop building houses?”
Sure we would, Glenn…
If the blaze raged on for over a month.
if the burning house caused the worst environmental disaster in history and there were no firemen who had any idea how to put it out.
if 70 miles of coastline had been contaminated by Read more
Rand Paul Suggests Law of Gravity Be Left to States
“I’m not in favor of discrimination in any form. I would never belong to any private club that denied gravity for any race of people,” Paul said. “But we still have plenty of American space rockets where gravity does not exist. Are we to tell our country’s hard working astronauts that they are no longer Read more
Philly To Host Terrorist Trial? Please, Please, Please. (Steve In Ink)
(Excerpted in today’s Philadelphia Inquirer)
Well, Mayor, the answer to you and the city’s financial problems just may be sitting hooded and in chains right in front of you.
Taken aback by the intense criticism from political opponents and local officials of President Obama’s decision to try Khalid Sheik Mohammed in a civilian courtroom in New York, the City of Brotherly Love just may be the perfect location to transfer the trial of one of the masterminds behind the 9/11 attacks.
Philadelphia Convention and Visitors Bureau, take note. Independence Hall and Read more
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