Palin Satire Rationalization F-ing Laughable
“F—ing retarded.” Presidential Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel scolding a liberal group at a private meeting at the White House.
“Rahm’s slur on all God’s children with cognitive and developmental disabilities – and the people who love them – is unacceptable, and it’s heartbreaking.” Sarah Palin wrote while calling for Emanuel’s firing on her Facebook page
“Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult’s taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards…There’s going to be a retard summit at the White House.” Rush Limbaugh on his radio show referring to Emanuel’s comments and his White House meeting with disability advocates.
“They are kooks, so I agree with Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh was using satire … I didn’t hear Rush Limbaugh calling a group of people whom he did not agree with ‘f-ing retards,’ and we did know that Rahm Emanuel, as has been reported, did say that. There is a big difference there.” Sarah Palin, defending Limbaugh on Fox News Sunday.
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Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For 2009
Taking credit for everything from Jon and Kate’s breakup, Tiger Woods’ dalliances and the Balloon Boy to the recession, Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize and Glenn Beck, the group that claimed loyalty to Osama bin Laden alleged that Al Qaeda launched 2009 in response to “American aggression” in Yemen, which has been the site of recent U.S. predator drone attacks. The message maintained that Read more
Will O’Reilly Blame Washington Times Fall On Its Right Wing Slant?
(Full disclosure: I have been published in The Washington Times, New York Times, Philadelphia Inquirer and the Los Angeles Times)
In April of this year, Bill O’Reilly wrote that “The New York Times is most definitely a committed left-wing concern that is openly contemptuous of the conservative, traditional point-of-view. That is the primary reason the paper may soon dissolve.” He’s laid the same wood to the Philadelphia Inquirer, Los Angeles Times and pretty much any newspaper or mainstream media outlet who wrote or said something Bill disagreed Read more
Pies In Heaven’s Face: Soupy Sales RIP (1926-2009)
Thanks for White Fang, Black Tooth, Pookie, the topless neighbor at the door, the Man on the Roof Who’s From Duluth Without A Tooth, pies in the face of Sinatra and the rest…
But most of all, thanks for the doubled over laughter.
Steve
This Just In: Boy Throwing up on Today Show Was A Hoax
(SYOP) Today officials reported the puke that the balloon boy wretched up on the Today Show and Good Morning America was just novelty puke purchased by his publicity whore parents in an attempt to promote another of their self-promoting YouTube videos they hope to go viral.
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