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Political lawn signs: The weeds of November (Inquirer)
Let’s vote for candidates who don’t use them.
One day you’re on Roosevelt Boulevard, and the next you’re tooling down Read more
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Steve Young, Doing nothing for you.
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Conan Admits Affair…With Leno
In an attempt to rescue his plummeting ratings from the onrushing David Letterman, Conan O’Brien has admitted having an affair…with Jay Leno.
“It’s not something I’m proud of,” said a mournful O’Brien, “unless of course it brings in the viewers.”
O’Brien acknowledged that he had also had sexual relationships with a number of opposing late night hosts, including Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson and Bill Maher.
“All of them, except Jimmy Kimmel,” admitted O’Brien. “He was just too easy.”
O’Brien, who had recently taken a painful fall in a failed attempt to boost ratings during the taping of his show last week, said he was forced to acknowledge the relationships because of something Johnny Carson had told him years ago.
“’If you can’t beat ‘em, fuck ‘em,’ Johnny told me. I’m pretty sure this is what he meant.”
Leno could not be reached for comment. Representatives for Leno said he’s supposedly off somewhere doing a prime time show .
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Steve Young: Getting Nothing Done…For America!
To get elected, most politicians promise to do everything and end up doing nothing.
I’m the only one to make that a campaign pledge.
I’m Steve Young and I approve this…yawn.
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Beck Changes Birthday To December 25th
As a followup to his call for a Fast and Prayer for the Republic on the same day as Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of atonement and the religion’s highest holy day, Glenn Beck has officially changed his birthday to December 25th, a day some have been known to celebrate a holiday called Christmas.
“I thought that our founders would have wanted future Americans to celebrate my birthday on a day they didn’t have to work,” said Beck.
When it was explained that December 25th was also the birth date of Jesus Christ, Beck Read more
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