Palin Suspends Vice Presidential Campaign: Rushes Back to Alaska to Keep an Eye on Russia
In what most Fox News talk show hosts feel is a gosh darn terrific political move, Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin announced that she is interrupting her campaign to return to Juneau to look at Russia, which you can see from Alaska.
“Guys and gals, this is exactly the time that those Ruskies like to attack like they did at Pearl Harbor, don’tcha know,” said Palin. “I would hope that Senator Biden would join me and put the country above the campaign and come back to Alaska to make sure the USSR doesn’t try something funny.”
“Governor Palin believes that geography is more important than politics,” said McCain campaign spokesman, Tucker Bounds. “If Senator Biden wants to place his Vice Presidential aspirations over the security of America, then we’ll let the voter decide who they’d rather wake up next to in the White House at 3AM in case the president dies. 
Asked by Katie Couric what she would do if Russia did make a move toward America, Palin was quick to appear earnest.
“I’d say, thanks, but no thanks, Katie. You know, I put that plane on eBay.”
To her credit, when Couric wanted Palin to name at least one time Russia has stepped over into Alaska, Palin didn’t blink.
“I’ll try to find ya some and bring ‘em to ya.”
In other suspended campaign news, while attempting to chew a piece of Doublemint gum, Republican Presidential candidate, John McCain stumbled and fell off the curb.
UPDATE: Time to replace the description “satire” with the word “scoop.’” Looks like I knew what I was talking about. READ this folks.
Steve
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I do hope America sees through these tactics.
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Does McCain and Palin REALLY think that the public is stupid? Seems they both suffer from tunnel vision and both seem to be running FROM debates and serious questions.
Palin, is a JOKE! and just a stategy puppet for McCain/Bush.
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Let me just say that from the stand point of bone headed campaign’s the Palin/McCain “Joke” campaign is really a dandy. I am really impressed with most of America that We the People are not as brain dead as this GOP offering for this election. Even though, after almost 8 yrs of “W” Rumy and Company nothing they do surprises me. I still have faith in this country as I see that the greater majority of Americans are not sand bagged in the least by these 2 snake oil sales people. I will really be glad on Nov 4th when we have a new President and Vice President, and it will not be McCain/’Palin. : )
she went back to alaska to help cheat the reelection of stevens in the case she loses as vp. so she can the appoint herself, sarah will stab anyone in the back to get what she wants, btw she is guilty of breaking the ethics law, that is all. Good luck alaska….