New RNC Video Compares Nancy Pelosi To Linda Lovelace

May 24, 2009 · Filed Under Kind of Satire, Media 
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After first shocking the political world with a video that juxtaposed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with the James Bond villainess, PUSSY Galore, the Republican National Committee racheted up the sexual political promiscuity stakes by putting out a commercial comparing the speaker with the X-rated star of Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace.

RNC chairman Michael Steele defended the parallel of Pelosi and Lovelace.

“This had nothing to do with the pornographic career of Ms Lovelace,” said Steele. “This had to do with the fact that Lovelace passed away last month and only one month later, the Speaker’s career as House Speaker died. We could just as well as compared her with the late George Washington, we just couldn’t find a video of the former president with a dick in his mouth.”

White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, said that the Democrats had a commercial in production, but ran into creative problems.

“We were going to compare the Republican Party leader with a lewd and indecent personality,” said Emanuel, “but we couldn’t find a sceen big enough to juxtapose Rush Limbaugh with Rush Limbaugh.”

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Steve

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2 Responses to “New RNC Video Compares Nancy Pelosi To Linda Lovelace”

  1. Garry on May 25th, 2009 11:04 am

    If I recall correctly, Ms. Lovelace passed away a few years ago. I saw an article headline recently regarding Marilyn Chambers passing away. Perhaps that’s who you meant?

    Garry,
    Yes. Yes, I think that was what I meant.
    SY

  2. nikto on May 25th, 2009 9:30 pm

    NUKE PROLIFERATION BULLETIN…
    ================================================
    Gosh, Steve, I probably should have emailed this shocking disclosure to you, but I have strong evidence (i.e. “people are saying”), that as a reaction to North Korea’s nuke test, Rhode Island is on the brink of their own first test, and that also, shockingly, Maine might be right behind Rhode Island in nuclear readiness.

    In 2009, “people are saying” is
    stout evidence indeed.

    We’d best pay attention.

    Many people find the prospect of an
    “Islamic Bomb” disturbing, even frightening.

    But what about MAINE with the bomb?
    The birthplace of Stephen King,
    with…NUKES?!

    My god…

    And what if “Little Rhode Island” decides not to keep acting so “Little” anymore?

    I’m telling you, this problem of nuclear proliferation is spreading far beyond just Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.

    These are troubling times indeed.

    Luckily though, Texas, at last report, is still at least a decade away…

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