S’Long Billy, We Hardly Heard Ye
As 2008 chokes away its last gasps of life, Bill O’Reilly’s radio career doest the same soon to be relegated to the dustbins of radio history. While there are those who will say that the Factor radio era will not be missed, I am not of that crowd.
I will miss his fool’s gold pipes and his laughable pretext of impartiality, but most of all I will miss Bill’s radio flair and style so reminiscent of the 1930’s and 40’s glory days of radio. The days of radio theater where shows like Orson Welles’s The War of the Worlds, a 1938 version of the H. G. Wells novel, convinced the logic-challenged Folks that Mars was actually invading Earth. That, Mr. Cavett, was entertainment.
There are those of you in some larger metropolitan areas like Philadelphia who may not even known that Bill had a radio show. At WPHT, the major talk signal in Philly, you would have had to tune in to their prime 12PM-2AM spot to find Bill’s taped Factor. But listening to a show that promotes what will be on TV that night hours AFTER the TV show runs is not my cup O’Factor tea. As I am a Philly guy and BO fan, me and the family chose to sit around the old radio tune in the scratchy signal from New York’s WOR
Successful radio shows - Gunsmoke, Dragnet, Jack Benny, Sean Hannity - have made successful transitions to TV, but none were able to translate that TV success into a profitable new radio show.
I will miss hearing Bill on the Radio Factor. Sure, you say, I can always tune in to his TV Factor and turn off the picture. Not the same. It was on radio, where the bit of honest unscripted interaction showed the real Bill O’Reilly.
I will miss the radio Bill where saying “I could be wrong” allowed Bill to excuse and roll hyperbole, rumor and innuendo into two hours of radio content.
I will miss the O’Reilly who threatens innocent callers (”We have your number”) with visits by Fox Security.
I will miss the no-spinster who could disrespect those, like sidekick Lis Weihl, who sat in mostly nodding agreement only to be humiliatingly slammed for the slightest disagreement, even when that disagreement came from an attempt to make Bill accurate.
Oh, sure, Bill can still lay waste to Fox Contributors like Jane Hall by turning turn off her microphone for refusing to buy into Bill’s fiction, but it doesn’t allow for the imagination to run wild with wonderment at what glares Bill’s side-kicks must be giving Bill as he checks out his next spin.
I will miss hearing the show where TV Factor ideas were born like when he offered the astute analysis that kidnapped teen, Shawn Hornbeck, liked his captivity by an adult sexual predator (”The situation here for this kid looks to me to be a lot more fun than what he had under his old parents… And I think when it all comes down, what’s going to happen is, there was an element here that this kid liked about his circumstances.”)
As I’ve always tried to look into the positive side of negatives (wrote a book in fact), while there are even those (all?) on the Right who say the Bill’s foray into radio has ended because of a lack of success, those in the know understand that Bill is leaving radio because…um…does it really matter? TV Bill will continue to swing wildly at imagined enemies of Christmas and everything else Bill thinks is right with the world, and for that, Factor entertainment will continue to live on.
Happy Holidays, Bill!
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Special Message For You...
It’s that time of year again, where the Billo marshals his forces in his fight against the evil,known as the “WAR ON CHRISTMAS.
If Bill’s Christian faith is so tenuous, so fragile, so weak, that if I say happy holidays, instead of Merry Christmas he will be forced down the road to perdition, perhaps he should start worshiping me.
Happy Holidays,Bill-O. Hope your Kwanzaa is a good one and you have lots of fun spinning the Driedl this year.