2008 Unable to Complete Year: Alan Colmes to Take over

December 11, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Kind of Satire · 1 Comment 

2009 REFUSES TO TAKE OVER

In what could cause a solar calendar catastrophe not seen since the missing June 5th debacle of 1914, lawyers for 2008 say that their client will be stepping down as a measurement of time two weeks short of the standard 52 weeks.

“While it was always 2008’s intention to finish out the Gregorian calendar’s contracted 365 days, the unforeseen devastating events and tragic losses have left my client in too weakened a condition to fulfill the entire commitment,” said attorney Chambers Brothers explaining the stress 2008 has been Read more

Hannity and (Stephanie) Miller? Why Not?

November 25, 2008 · Filed Under Fox News, Media · 10 Comments 
The biggest question on the Fox News poll front isn’t “How many ways do you think the economic disaster is Obama’s fault?” That’s second. Now that Alan Colmes has vacated his seat on Fox’s Hannity & Colmes, the leading poll is “Who should replace Alan Colmes on Hannity & Colmes?”
The first thought that comes to mind is someone with the last name of Colmes. Saves a bunch money on changing all that expensive letterhead and Fox graphics. Alan’s wife, Jocelyn, comes to mind, but I suspect she far too busy with helping Alan haul home all the death threats from liberals that he stores at the Fox News warehouse.
Jon Stewart ain’t gonna happen. The money has been on a number of other Fox libs, including Bob Beckel and Kirstie Powers. KABC Doug McIntyre and Prof. Marc Hill wouldn’t be bad at all.  Confidentially, while my  impartial choice would be this column’s writer, my second choice would be the one I actually believe to be perfect…Jones Radio syndicated talker, Stephanie Miller.
Why? Let me count the ways.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5… Get it?
No really. Stephanie would be perfect…for the viewers, Read more

FOX NEWS EATING THEIR OWN: MALKIN ATTACKS COLMES OVER PALIN STORY

September 2, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, Media · 14 Comments 

Looks like Sean Hannity’s other half, Alan Colmes, is in the Right’s crosshairs.

On Saturday night, Colmes posted the facts concerning Sarah Palin’s youngest son’s birth day story to his website. and faster than Montgomery Burns could say, “Release the hounds,” the Right open the gates of hellfire.  And not just comments to site - which would be their right.  Idiots have the same freedoms as intellects, but the broadcast, bomb-throwing Lords of Loud, also entered the fray, including Fox contributor and O’Reilly Factor fill-in, Michelle Malkin, who wrote…

Of all the moronic attacks on Sarah Palin, and they are piling up, this has got to be one of the lowest of the low. And it’s brought to you by the morbid ghouls who would rather you abort your unborn children than bring them into the world and increase the planet’s carbon footprint. Left-wing definition of “proper pre-natal care:” A bloody trip to Planned Parenthood.

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