Barack, Time To Take Off The Debate Gloves And Go Street

September 29, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, John McCain, Media · 11 Comments 

Dear Barack,

I can’t take it anymore.  I don’t know if I want to wring McCain’s neck for what he says, or wring yours for what you don’t.  It’s like I want to crawl through the TV screen, if I wasn’t listening on radio. 

I say, enough with the civility. Enough with the excessive respect. Enough with polite indifference to McCain’s attacks.

When McCain dropped the “Cut everything but defense and veteran’s benefits,” and you said “You’re using a hatchet where you need a scalpel. ” That wasn’t bad, but how good would it have been if you would’ve punctuated it with, “John, you are making this thing wa-a-ay too easy.”

This isn’t about winning the vote of the debate judges.  You’re trying to win the vote of the man on the street And if you want to get the vote of the man on the street, you have to go  street.  Don’t worry. He can take it. He’s a war hero, remember?

In that vein, I’ve got a few suggestions for Read more

Palin Suspends Vice Presidential Campaign: Rushes Back to Alaska to Keep an Eye on Russia

September 25, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Fox News, John McCain, Media, Sarah Palin, Satire · 5 Comments 

In what most Fox News talk show hosts feel is a gosh darn terrific political move, Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin announced that she is interrupting her campaign to return to Juneau to look at Russia, which you can see from Alaska.

“Guys and gals, this is exactly the time that those Ruskies like to attack like they did at Pearl Harbor, don’tcha know,” said Palin. “I would hope that Senator Biden would join me and put the country above the campaign and come back to Alaska to make sure the USSR doesn’t try something funny.”

“Governor Palin believes that geography is more important than Read more