Merriam-Webster Places Dick Morris’ Picture Next To Word “Pathetic”

November 27, 2008 · Filed Under Fox News, Kind of Satire · 1 Comment 

2008-11-03-morris_sm2.gifpa·thet·ic [puh-thet-ik] 1. causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable: a pathetic letter; a pathetic sight. affecting or moving the feelings.3.pertaining to or caused by the feelings.4.miserably or contemptibly inadequate: In return for our investment we get a pathetic three percent interest. 5. Dick Morris

In what Merriam-Webster editors are attributing to the voluminous usage, or citations, the forthcoming 2009 edition of the world-famous dictionary has added political pundit Dick Morris’s picture and name as one of the possible definitions for the word “pathetic.”

“We had seriously thought that we’d be adding it to the definition of “fallacious” or “wrong” as in the sentence, ‘Dick Morris is always wrong,’” said Webster’s Read more

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FOX NEWS EATING THEIR OWN: MALKIN ATTACKS COLMES OVER PALIN STORY

September 2, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, Media · 14 Comments 

Looks like Sean Hannity’s other half, Alan Colmes, is in the Right’s crosshairs.

On Saturday night, Colmes posted the facts concerning Sarah Palin’s youngest son’s birth day story to his website. and faster than Montgomery Burns could say, “Release the hounds,” the Right open the gates of hellfire.  And not just comments to site - which would be their right.  Idiots have the same freedoms as intellects, but the broadcast, bomb-throwing Lords of Loud, also entered the fray, including Fox contributor and O’Reilly Factor fill-in, Michelle Malkin, who wrote…

Of all the moronic attacks on Sarah Palin, and they are piling up, this has got to be one of the lowest of the low. And it’s brought to you by the morbid ghouls who would rather you abort your unborn children than bring them into the world and increase the planet’s carbon footprint. Left-wing definition of “proper pre-natal care:” A bloody trip to Planned Parenthood.

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BILL KRISTOL COMPLIMENTS OBAMA SPEECH, SUFFERS POSSIBLE CAREER-THREATENING INJURY

August 29, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Fox News, John McCain, Kind of Satire, Media, Satire · 6 Comments 

In what were a few frightening moments for Fox News, rescue squad doctors were rushed to the FoxNews broadcasting platform at Denver’s Invesco Stadium where FoxNews contributor and Weekly Standard editor, Bill Kristol, had suffered what onlookers had feared was some sort of brain aneurysm or stroke.

“We had first thought Bill had been dipping into the FoxNews convention punch Read more

FOXNEWS RESPONSE TO OBAMA ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

August 28, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, Media, Satire · 4 Comments 

Fox News Transcript: 8/28/2008 3:30PM EST

BRIT HUME: Joining me now is our the Fox News all star panel. The question arises immediately of course, how is this speech? Did Obama seem like he thought he was a rock star or did he think he was Zeus preaching hope with a bolt of lightning held high above his head? Did the speech do what the convention organizers and the Obama campaign hoped it would? Bill Kristol, your thoughts? 

BILL KRISTOL: I thought Obama’s speech was a shockingly minimal endorsement of Obama. 

HUME: Really? 

KRISTOL: Other than the words and speaking style, this speech could have been given by anyone.

HUME: Including John Kennedy? Read more

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