Punxsutawney Bush Sees Shadow. Experts Predict At Least Six More Weeks Of Hell.

September 19, 2008 · Filed Under George W. Bush, Satire · 4 Comments 

Punxsutawney Bush stared at by Vice President Cheney(Picture) President Bush being stared at by VP Dick Cheney in The Rose Garden

President Bush, who has been hibernating over the past months - either to keep from ruining John McCain’s presidential chances or so that he won’t royally botch up something else - emerged from the White House yesterday to comment on the broken economy announcing that “The American people can be sure we will continue to act to strengthen and stabilize our financial markets and improve investor confidence.”

He then appeared to see his shadow, and after Read more

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PRESIDENT BUSH PLAGARIZES STEVEYOUNGONPOLITICS.COM

September 3, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, John McCain · Comment 
“If the Hanoi Hilton could not break John McCain’s resolve to do what is best for his country, you can be sure the angry left never will.”
President Bush RNC Convention Speech (9/2/08)
 
Looks President Bush uses my column yesterday as a template for his convention speech. 
The only thing missing was, “thanks, Steve.”
Your are welcome, Mr. President.
Steve

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Tropical Storm Gustav Agrees To Fill In For President Bush

August 31, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Dick Cheney, Media, Satire · 2 Comments 

In what is being called a brilliant move by most political pundits and Al Roker, Tropical Storm Gustav has promised to fill in for both President Bush and Vice President Cheney at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis this Monday.

“We had a last minute choice to make. Bush or Gustav,” said Republican National Committee Chairman Robert M. “Mike” Duncan. “We went with the less risky to the Read more

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