McCain Campaign Going Double Negative

October 7, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, John McCain, Media, Satire · 2 Comments 

In an attempt to counter Barack Obama’s negative attacks countering John McCain’s negative attacks, the McCain campaign plans to release a series of commercials detailing Obama’s alleged non connections with conventional anti-establishment conservatives.

McCain spokesman, Tucker Bounds defended that their double negative campaign sets new lows in political and/or/without grammatical attacks.

“We don’t need no education,” sung Read more

Barack, Time To Take Off The Debate Gloves And Go Street

September 29, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, John McCain, Media · 11 Comments 

Dear Barack,

I can’t take it anymore.  I don’t know if I want to wring McCain’s neck for what he says, or wring yours for what you don’t.  It’s like I want to crawl through the TV screen, if I wasn’t listening on radio. 

I say, enough with the civility. Enough with the excessive respect. Enough with polite indifference to McCain’s attacks.

When McCain dropped the “Cut everything but defense and veteran’s benefits,” and you said “You’re using a hatchet where you need a scalpel. ” That wasn’t bad, but how good would it have been if you would’ve punctuated it with, “John, you are making this thing wa-a-ay too easy.”

This isn’t about winning the vote of the debate judges.  You’re trying to win the vote of the man on the street And if you want to get the vote of the man on the street, you have to go  street.  Don’t worry. He can take it. He’s a war hero, remember?

In that vein, I’ve got a few suggestions for Read more

McCain’s Worst Gaffe…Ever

September 16, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, John McCain, Media, Satire · 1 Comment 

Following closely on the heels of his saying that “the economy is fundamentally strong,” soon after a 500 point drop on Wall Street, hundred of billions in losses and the failure of Lehman Brothers, Republican Presidential candidate, John McCain seems to have come up with what many election observers are calling perhaps the greatest gaffe ever committed by any political candidate in history.

Despite an attempt by McCain spokesman, Tucker Bounds, to quiet the candidate, McCain continued. “I really don’t know the first thing about Read more

Today’s Top SYOP Headline (9/16/08)

September 16, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, John McCain, Kind of Satire, Media · Comment 

McCain Puts Country Ahead of Campaign, Then With Country Directly in Front of Campaign, Uses Campaign To Run Over Country

Democrats Get Issues. Republicans Get Laid. Presidential Politics…It’s All So High School

September 15, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, John McCain, Media, Sarah Palin · 6 Comments 

A political analyst friend has a penchant for asking the regular folk how they see elections. At breakfast the other day he asked a chef in South Philadelphia whether she thought Sarah Palin looked nervous during her Charles Gibson interview on ABC.

“She’s expected to be nervous,” said the chef. “She’s a girl. She’s supposed to excuse herself after dinner and let the men to adjourn to smoke cigars in another room.”

This is from a woman who says “We need Obama.”  She also said, “Keep your eyes on Sarah’s tits.”

And therein lies the brilliance behind the Read more

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