Records Show Bush Not Worst President

December 4, 2008 · Filed Under George W. Bush, Kind of Satire · 3 Comments 

Long Missing Records Reveal Story of Catastrophic President Who Served For 15 Minutes Between William Henry Harrison and John Tyler

In the first positive news for President Bush who has been spending the final days of his term defending his presidency, Fox contributor and architect of the Bush legacy, Karl Rove revealed just after a talk defending Bush, a worse president than George W Bush.

“Just after William Henry Harrison had passed away thirty days into his term from pneumonia caught during his inaugural and before Tyler took the oath of office,” claimed Rove, “Melvin Irving, a White House butler, was placed in charge of the Republic for approximately fifteen minutes until Tyler got back from his prolonged visit to the bathroom due to severe colon distress over Read more

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