Democrats Block Bachmann’s Attempt To Switch Parties

April 29, 2009 · Filed Under Kind of Satire · 1 Comment 

Representative Michele Bachmann (R, Minn) announcement today that she planned to re-register as a Democrat, has sent the Democratic leadership into crisis mode

“Arlen Specter was one thing,” said Majority Leader, Nancy Pelosi(D, CA).  “Having Bachmann on our side has me thinking of going Libertarian.”

Bachmann, who’s been known to challenge sanity said she “saw the writing on the wall,” literally.

“When I woke up this morning I found that someone had scrawled, ‘Arlen makes a lot of sense,’ on my bedroom wall and Read more

Unprecedented “Get Out The Nuts” Vote Leads To Bachman Win

November 7, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Kind of Satire, Media · 3 Comments 

After suggesting that Barack Obama had anti-American views in an exchange three weeks ago with MSNBC host Chris Matthews, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) told the American Psychiatric Journal Thursday that she was “extremely grateful that we have enough crazy people” in Minnesota who “sent a signal that nitwits have just as much belief in the American dream as people who have finished the fifth grade.”

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In a bogus phone interview, Bachman said she was gratified that voters in her district didn’t let the media intervene in the race, “by believing my actual hate-laden words.”

“If the liberal-elite-media would spend less time on gotcha facts and focus Read more

Bat-Crazy Congresswoman* Calls America Anti-American.

October 23, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Kind of Satire · 3 Comments 

2008-10-23-Bachman.jpgClaiming “it just saves time,” Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R, Minn) on the “I Don’t Have A Dog In This Race Unless You Count My Pit Bull McCain” segment of Bill O’Reilly’s TV Factor” called America and “pretty much all Americans, anti-American.”

Bachmann, who last week said “Barack Obama has anti-American views” and called on the media to “conduct investigations into the anti-American activities of members of Congress,” has ramped up the rhetoric for what she calls “efficiency’s sake.”

“I was spending so much time singling out people and segments of the population who are probably anti-American,” said Bachmann, “I found that I didn’t even have the time to attend my Communists Are Hiding Under Read more