Trump Takes Credit For Bin Laden Death

May 2, 2011 · Filed Under 2012 Election, Satire · 4 Comments 
“I’ve never been more proud of myself.”
 
On what he declared was the “greatest triumph” of his Presidential exploration campaign, Donald Trump declared that his efforts were vital to the killing of Osama Bin Laden.
 
“Today I am even more proud of myself than I was last week,” said a beaming Trump in front of his red and black helicopter emblazoned with the word, TRUMP, he had landed in Times Square during last night’s celebrations injuring at least ten revelers.  “It is unambiguously clear that my push to have President Obama reveal what he claims to be his official birth certificate freed our country to return to the important business of catching up with Bin Laden. In no way am I disavowing the significant role our courageous military played in the successful operation. I just think the record needs to show that without my commitment to finding the truth, we may have never given our brave men the opportunity to do their job.”
 
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Terrorist Yells Out “McCain” At Al Quaeda Town Hall Meeting

October 11, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, John McCain, Satire · 3 Comments 

Bin Laden’s Unfavorable Rating Plummeting

Lately Al Quaeda’s efforts to affect the American presidential election are backfiring with polls confirming Osama bin Laden is in trouble. But last night’s speech by Bin Laden to followers at a cave in a mountain area of Afghanistan that was interrupted by cries of “McCain” and “Elect him!” just might be the breaking point.

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