McCain Drops Entire Campaign Staff

July 14, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, John McCain, Satire · 28 Comments 

(July 14, 2008 SYOP )In a startling move that he hopes might energize his stumbling campaign, John McCain announced that he will no longer use advisors.

“I was spending more time separating myself from their comments than I was listening to their advice,” said McCain, acting as his press secretary who he had just fired minutes before. “And (top economic advisor Phil) Gramm’s ‘nation of whiners,’ ‘only a mental recession’ comments, were the straws that broke the camel’s back. Look, when I said that ‘Phil Gramm doesn’t speak for me. I speak for me,’ I realized it would just save time if I Read more

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