Republicans Pare Down Convention Agenda To McCain’s POW Experience
(9/1/08 Live From the Floor*)
In an attempt to get out the central idea that convention goers, right wing radio hosts and Fox News will be able to comfortably digest and regurgitate, convention officials have announced that they will limit all speeches to 3 minutes and only pertaining to the 5½ years Republican Presidential nominee, John McCain, spent in a North Vietnamese prisoner of war camp.
“With Gustav fast approaching we had to make some quick decisions as to what we could fit in and still stay on message,” said Republican National Committee Chairman, Mike Duncan. “As a consequence we felt it was important to schedule only those speeches that bolster John’s tortured Read more
Tropical Storm Gustav Agrees To Fill In For President Bush
In what is being called a brilliant move by most political pundits and Al Roker, Tropical Storm Gustav has promised to fill in for both President Bush and Vice President Cheney at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis this Monday.
“We had a last minute choice to make. Bush or Gustav,” said Republican National Committee Chairman Robert M. “Mike” Duncan. “We went with the less risky to the Read more
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