A Public Apology To The Entire City of West Hollywood And All Sarah Palin Drag Queens
Look at me. My head is kind of bowed as I write this. Hard to make eye-contact with you.
Shamed, as it were…or was.
Yesterday I wrote a piece intimating that the real City of West Hollywood and its real mayor, Jeffery Prang, had called for a ban on real Sarah Palin drag queens/female impersonators.
But that was a lie. Balderdash. And in my mind…a satire.
At least it was meant to be a satire, meaning that it wasn’t true, but hopefully adorably witty. But in my rush to get the story out to the masses, I inadvertently forgot to make clear it was a joke. While connoisseurs of the art might assert that the blatant mention of satire as being satire diminishes the piece to the point of no longer being the intended satire, there is the thin chance that some might have taken it seriously enough to rattle the subjects of the piece.
Though it’s hard to find anything that West Hollywood wouldn’t allow, there Read more
Palin Pledges To Wipe Out Abuses of Power “Starting With That Alaskan Governor”
In a stump speech yesterday meant to promote herself and John McCain as strong reformers of government corruption, Republican VP nominee, Sarah Palin, promised to stomp out misuse of government by elected officials, “no matter where that leads us.”
But in what might stop her from reading bits and pieces of news articles from newspapers to learn “stuff about the world,” Palin referenced a “news story that I read in the…New York Times (pause for crowd “boo”), about a corrupt official completely out of control - really off the reservation, if ya know what I mean - in the northwestern United States.”
Palin went on to tell the crowd that, “John McCain and myself are the types of mavericks who will take on any abuse, anywhere, and if need be, starting with that Alaskan governor,” said Read more
Politics Most Stupid Move Becomes The Most Booed: Palin Curse Hits Philly
SEE/HEAR BOOING BELOW
Philadelphia Flyers owner and major Republican donor, Ed Snider piped in the loudest music he could, but it couldn’t camouflage the Philly boos snowing down on Republican VP nominee, Sarah Palin. In what will be known forever in Philly history as the Palin Curse, it set the scene for one of the Flyers’ worst opening night, opening period performances ever as they found themselves down to the New York Rangers, 4-0 before the first period was over.
In what should have been a sweet, memorable moment Read more
The Stupidest Political Move in History - Palin To Drop Puck At Philadelphia Flyers Opener
Given enough room, Kate Smith has to be turning over in her grave.
In what has to be the most brainless moves in political and sports history - other than Texas Ranger managing partner, George Bush trading Sammy Sosa to the White Sox for Harold Baines - National Hockey League Philadelphia Flyers owner, Ed Snider is bringing in Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin to drop the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers home opener Saturday night.
Besides the fact Read more
Palin To Pull Out Of VP Debate: Refuses to Participate Until Couric Bailout is Negotiated
Early today, the McCain Campaign put out a release stating that Republican vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, will not be showing up for Thursday’s VP debate in St. Louis.
“Governor Palin will be taking the first plane back to CBS and will stay there until she is able to come up with a bailout of the interview she did with CBS anchor, Katie Couric.
“It seems someone has that interview went on for days,” said Read more
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