Image of Virgin Mary Found In Palin’s Bouffant
(Palin with image of the Blessed Mother just above the bangs)
(Tampa, Fla) During a campaign appearance by Vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin at a retirement village in Tampa, Florida, onlookers were stunned to see what they believed to be an image of the Blessed Mother Mary embedded in Palin’s wrapped puffed-up do.
“At first I thought it was just one of those Love Bugs y’get caught in the car grill, ” said 82-year-old Hubert Henry. “But then it started glowin’ like the baby Jesus I seen last year in the window at the Stuckey’s just of Route 1 in Hulmville. Damn miracle, I tellya.”
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Figment of Imagination Admits To Being Sarah Palin
In her first press conference since she was selected as the Republican nominee for Vice President, a figment of John McCain’s imagination revealed herself to be a purely synthetic choice.
“I couldn’t go on living a lie,” said the shapely figment, “which, of course, I am.”
Except for a single serious interview with ABC’sCharlie Gibson, where a Sarah Palin hologram provided by the McCain Read more
Sarah Palin: The Voter’s 2 AM Ten Could Become America’s 10 AM Two
WARNING: Intoxication can make this…
look like this…
Didja catch this week’s polls? Seems that the Palin convention bounce has flattened into one pancake of a morning-after hangover and the sobered up American voter has learned once again that he wasn’t as discerning as he would like to say he was. He was just just plain ole horny.
A few weeks ago, Sarah Palin was introduced to the American voter by John McCain. She was so cute. You know, like Michelle Obama said she was - not about Sarah, but about herself. Except Sarah wasn’t angry cute. She was absolutely darling without any of that anti-American hate. Patriotic Read more
Democrats Get Issues. Republicans Get Laid. Presidential Politics…It’s All So High School
A political analyst friend has a penchant for asking the regular folk how they see elections. At breakfast the other day he asked a chef in South Philadelphia whether she thought Sarah Palin looked nervous during her Charles Gibson interview on ABC.
“She’s expected to be nervous,” said the chef. “She’s a girl. She’s supposed to excuse herself after dinner and let the men to adjourn to smoke cigars in another room.”
This is from a woman who says “We need Obama.” She also said, “Keep your eyes on Sarah’s tits.”
And therein lies the brilliance behind the Read more
Hurricane Sarah Hits Mainland…Tropical Storms Rush and Sean Gaining Strength
Think Hurricane Ike’s winds did a dirty on the country?
Wait till you see the sh*t storm that will hit the broadcast mainland the moment Rush Limbaugh gets behind the golden EIB mike Monday morning. And expect the rest of the Lords of Loud to take up the fight soon after.
Why? This Read more
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