Image of Virgin Mary Found In Palin’s Bouffant

September 23, 2008 · Filed Under 2008 Election, Sarah Palin, Satire · 18 Comments 

 

 

(Palin with image of the Blessed Mother just above the bangs)

 

 

(Tampa, Fla) During a campaign appearance by Vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin at a retirement village in Tampa, Florida, onlookers were stunned to see what they believed to be an image of the Blessed Mother Mary embedded in Palin’s wrapped puffed-up do.

“At first I thought it was just one of those Love Bugs y’get caught in the car grill, ” said 82-year-old Hubert Henry. “But then it started glowin’ like the baby Jesus I seen last year in the window at the Stuckey’s just of Route 1 in Hulmville. Damn miracle, I tellya.”

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