A Public Apology To The Entire City of West Hollywood And All Sarah Palin Drag Queens
Look at me. My head is kind of bowed as I write this. Hard to make eye-contact with you.
Shamed, as it were…or was.
Yesterday I wrote a piece intimating that the real City of West Hollywood and its real mayor, Jeffery Prang, had called for a ban on real Sarah Palin drag queens/female impersonators.
But that was a lie. Balderdash. And in my mind…a satire.
At least it was meant to be a satire, meaning that it wasn’t true, but hopefully adorably witty. But in my rush to get the story out to the masses, I inadvertently forgot to make clear it was a joke. While connoisseurs of the art might assert that the blatant mention of satire as being satire diminishes the piece to the point of no longer being the intended satire, there is the thin chance that some might have taken it seriously enough to rattle the subjects of the piece.
Though it’s hard to find anything that West Hollywood wouldn’t allow, there Read more
West Hollywood Considers Ban On Sarah Palin Drag Queens
McCain Campaign Calls Ban Anti-American. Attempt to “Squash Republican Vote”
In what should send female impersonators and gender benders falling off their 4″ heels and back to the costume drawing board for this coming October 31 dress fests, city officials in West Hollywood, CA are considering a last minute ban on gay parade and party goers posing as Republican vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin.
“It’s not that we’re against dressing up as Sarah,” said West Hollywood mayor, Mayor Jeffrey Prang. “It’s just so tacky. It’s like thinking of impersonating Marilyn. There’s no challenge. Bangs, heavy rouge to build those high cheek bones and those awful glasses. Voila…you’re Sarah. We expect our residents to lead the way, not come up with something every drunk notary in Bakersfield will be wearing.”
While the rest of America’s optical and Read more
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