Top Headlines Obama Doesn’t Want To See In The New York Times Tuesday Morning
Records Show That Obama’s Biological Father Was White
Olbermann Makes Obama Worst Person In The World
Colin Powell Changes Mind
New McCain Birth Certificate Proves He Was Born In 1957
Sarah Palin Admits All Of Her Interviews Were Just Satire
Scientists Discovers Earth Only 6,000 Years Old
Joe Biden To Speak Uninterrupted For Entire Hour on Hannity & Colmes
Palin Discovers Cure For AIDS
Bush Finds Bin Laden Under Bed
DOW Climbs 10,000 Points Based On Possibility of McCain Upset Win
President Bush Throw Full Support Behind Obama
Joe The Plumber Receives Nobel Prize for Economics
Unearthed Video Discloses Young Obama at Al Quaeda Basketball Camp
Cindy McCain Buys New York: Evicts All Registered Democrats
Astronomers Say State-Sized Asteroid To Hit California This Morning
McCain Drops Palin. Replaces Her With Hillary
And the number one headline Barack Obama doesn’t want to see in the New York TImes November 4th morning…
Obama’s Cell Number on Bin Laden’s Fave Five
Please feel free to add more deadly hilarious election headlines in the comment section.
Steve
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Obama throws members of Republican press off of plane while in mid-flight.
Palin Field Skins Electoral College
Jasons last blog post..Today’s Op-Ed
OLBERMAN already named him worst person in the world because he said that he was celebrating his 15th wedding anniversary this year. when in fact it was his 16th
McCain and Palin discovered en flagrante delicto, voters reassess trickle down economic policy.
Bush invokes Patriot Act. Arrests Obama.
Michelle Obama transforms into 134 ft. reptile at rally in Scranton, eats hundreds of puppies.
Terrorists fly planes into three of John McCain’s homes.
Adam Smith comes back from dead, endorses McCain (which is ironic because he would endorse Obama)
Barack Obama’s true middle name?
Cancer
(Props to Don Asmussen)
Obama confesses to Oprah. Says he made most of his life story up.
Obama’s father is not Kenyan, is “black Irish”. His family name was originally O’bama.
McCain comes back from Pakistan with Osama Bin Laden’s head in his suitcase. He could’ve gotten ‘m 7 years ago, be he was waiting for Election Day.
Marx Resurrected, Throws Support Behind Obama
The very deadliest of all:
McCain Elected President
(god help us)
“McCain drops Palin.”
Obama revealed to be the love child of Louis Farrakhan and Shahrazad Ali
McCain tip makes way for the capture of Osama Bin Laden
Palin cures cancer.
“NASA: Huge Asteroid Will Collide With Earth on November 4th”
“Obama Wins, But No Mandate”
McCain takes weekend trip to Afghanistan and caches Osama Bin Laden.
Feds bailout McCain!
‘Gov. Palin shoots, kills bin Ladin from helicopter.’
Palin’s other girl pregnant, too. Son is gay.
“Obama to spend day hunting with Dick Cheney”
“Pres. Bush follows Bloomberg and successfully petitions supreme court to extend presidency for third term due to current economic crisis”
MARTIAL LAW DECLARED! Bush to stay in office 4 more years!
‘Palin Announces Her Endorsement of Obama, says “He’s My Kind of American!”
Obama revealed as Bristol’s baby daddy.
Sarah releases video of her an Obama at band camp.
Bush embraces Islam and chose to be named Muammar, with whom there was Rice in a Ramadan Feast under Tripoli tent last month.
Bush embraces Islam and choses to be named Muammar, with whom there was Rice in a Ramadan Feast under Tripoli tent last month.
McCain Wins and goes into shock! Palin first woman president!
Nov. 5th: George Bush Wins election by mass Write in Campaign. Constitutional Amendmant Preventing Presidential Third Term Repealed!
Barack Obama named actual father of Bristol Palin’s child
It’s Nov 3rd - AGAIN - For the 6th time.
McCains use Cindy’s secret off-shore accounts to bail out struggling banks and corporations and pay off national debt.
McCain is not 72, suffers from early aging disease and just looks 72+
God seen wearing “I *heart* Hockey Moms” t-shirt
McCain to give every black American 40 acres and a mule.
“Palin drops McCain. Runs for President as ‘Independent’”
Bristol Palin: Levi is NOT the Daddy!
Joe the Plumber endorses Obama
Obama and Michael Moore, revealed to be drinking buddies
This has got to be the worst slander website I have ever seen. It is absolutely disgusting.
Rob,
Have you ever watched Bill O’Reilly?
Best,
SY
Cindy Leaves John for Joe the plumber, setting up commune in Alaska with Sarah and Todd