Victoria Secret Models Turning To Politics

November 16, 2008 · Filed Under Kind of Satire, Media, Sarah Palin 

In what could completely change the political web industry forever, both partisan and non-partisan political sites are now choosing to post bogus headlines, stories and pictures of scantily-clad, Victoria Secret models in suggestive poses and advancing the possibility that they might become potential political candidates with no substantiation and no other reason than to drive revenue traffic.

Sometimes they’ll use more than one picture for no defensible cause.    

 

“With the presidential election over it’s nearly impossible to get anyone to travel to these sites let alone click onto the advertising links that deliver the two or three dollars of revenue a day these bloggers live on,” said political watchdog Averill Harriman.  “Writing bogus stories of these models have some sort of political future,

“The worst part of this type of political deception is that many of these sites will first post their columns on other sites or in print, said Harriman, “then leadthe readers to believe that they might find many more suggestive pictures of other hot models if they click on to

the next page.

These bloggers may place words like “hot,” “naked” or “mount” that are not integral parts of the stories only to generate higher Google or Yahoo rankings, in some instances repeating the words - “hot,” “naked,” “mount” - incessantly to spike their site’s ranking even more.

Sites have been known to post pictures like the one here that have absolutely nothing to do with the story. 

“It’s not completely bogus,” said forty-five year old blogger, Tony Gleeson from his mom’s basement.  “It’s what we call hard news speculation that’s already been established by the Sarah Palin selection as vice presidential material who some say was right wing eye-candy based.  I mean it could happen, right?”

Others admit to their stories to only be ruses, but hold up the authenticity of the models’ pictures as justification for their postings.  

“At least the pictures are legitimate, said Gleeson. “Not like the photoshopped Palin picture in a bikini holding a rifle that got an awesome load of hits.   Now using that would be false advertising.” 

Sultry Victoria Secret model, Heidi Klum, pictured here, whose dream is to find an overweight guy who still lives with his parents, has yet to comment on this column’s speculation that she may or may not run in 2012.

Developing…very.

Steve

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